Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Superpower

If I could manage to obtain any superpower I desired, I would choose the ability to stop time. With this power, I would be able to alter events present easily. It practically enables me to be able to change any course of action to favor me. Say I was ever faced with a situation where I was being bullied, and the kids assaulting me were about to thrust my face into a unhygienic urinal, I could prevent myself from having to suffer from this traumatic experience by simply stopping time and changing places with them.

The bullied becomes the bullier.

Of course I become the villain in this case, but whoever said that antagonists don't get superpowers too?

School will become a breeze too, as I can just stop time whenever I choose to, and get answers from my peers. Study no longer! Cafeteria lineups? No longer an existent issue for me. Stop time and cut to the front. If I were feeling especially cunning, I could even take food for free, but I think I'm above that despite my less than righteous ideals I preach.

Of course, I don't think I'd hesitate to steal Krispy Kreme donuts if the situation were to call for it. Glazed to perfection, the sensation of them melting in your mouth is worth stooping to such a pitiful level.